Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and caught the bouquet. As I was leaving the reception, I slipped on the dance floor and landed on my back, knocking the wind out of me. Everyone thought that I had caught the bouquet, and had fainted from the excitement. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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NGM_47 0
If someone recorded it, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE!!!
LadyMedic 0
What are the odds of that?
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Comments (74)
MaggieB_fml 0
LMAO
TheAwfulWaffle00 0
ROFL GOOD JOB
anonymous45610 0
the odds of that happening are like 1 in a 1000000 sucks for you :(
anonymous45610 0
LMFAO #39!!!
liy223 6
it's the thought that counts right???
purebliss7 6
you must have swung he around pretty fast and hard to knock her out. hope it gets better from there.
fml_mu 10
One simple kiss would have been great... no need to act so energetic. Especially in front of so many people!
stevenmx86 8
Dumbass...
daizttgg 9
Ha I read an FML about a girl who's husband did that on their wedding day and gave her a concussion
moonpiglet 4
Welcome to married life!