Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
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Your husband sucks ._.
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iGottaFindBubbah 12
That's true, but it's still a nice thing to do. Her husband, however, lacks romance and she'll leave him for that reason if he doesn't start appreciating her.
Merridew 8
Quarters are the girls' best friends!
gobby9 3
I sense an affair coming
soopafreak 11
He wants you to get yourself something pretty? Get yourself some sexy lingerie and go out and screw the stats class guy. You might even want to get some video of it to show hubby what a great V day you had.
melolune 9
It IS a gift, however unromantic. That's no reason to start cheating.
icepick23 12
YDI for checking out other men
BigSexy123 11
She's not. He gave HER the rose. Stop constantly looking for people to blame.
pattayarick 8
Buy some pretty condoms to use with that guy in your stats class
Ebolaconflict 11
you as a wife suck, accepting a rose from someone despite being married
Mifflicious 18
Why on EARTH would that make her a bad wife? You on the other hand, does not seem to be such a nice person.
outoftown 27
Nothing wrong with accepting the gift, as long as she makes it clear she's married and not looking for something with stats guy.
ni0ve 9
sadly, some men stop trying to impress or show emotion after they get the girl
Atchoo 8
Take those quarters and go buy yourself a drink with the very attractive guy.
perdix 31
Give your classmate the quarters and he'll happily give you a pearl necklace. Then, show your husband how pretty it is!