Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
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The beauty of marriage
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Your husband sucks ._.
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Geary519 20
you have the best husband in the world
vikkip5 3
looks like someones getting a divorce in the near future.....
Epikouros 32
So you have a husband that gives you money and a romantic lover. I wish I had your problems :)
ouibijou 15
And what did you get for your husband? Can't really say fyl or ydi without knowing both sides.
misslifeguard 7
Leave your husband and marry the other dude
gforce715 2
U totally r gunna bang him OP
Timber147 9
Well, I would probably except it but explain to my husband that you would appreciate it more if the next time he picked it out...training takes time!
Mopmob02 18
Ding ding ding, looks like you won a replacment husband. by fileing these simple divorce papers you could enjoy him in your bed very very soon. JK, if you think the romance in your marriage has gone away you should talk to your husband about it. Sense he married you he must care for you and would do his best to make you happier.
jmreed 1
It's a trap op, that rose guy will destroy your marriage if you let him. don't fall for it.
Trollgod 13
So have an affair with the rose guy