Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, I drove my new car with a manual transmission for the first time by myself. I was at a stoplight and saw a cute guy in the car next to me. He looked my way and gave me "the nod". The light turned green and I tried to go but I stalled out, lurching my car forward right into the car next to me. FML
Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
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BlueTwist89 0
Well at least he told you to turn them on. Most people would just drive by.
perdix 31
You should have said, "Will you follow me home and help me turn the lights off when we get there?" Seriously, he WAS into you! He wouldn't have gone through the trouble if you were a troll.
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Comments (63)
evilkid42 0
ummm ok I don't know what that mean because I can't drive
fmlurlife 0
this isnt an fml!! your life is not ******!!!
xriley 0
@7... I kno ur jokin but she's not a *****... how does she know he ain't some freak...but he did well tellin u to turn on ur light...coulda also meant show me ur head lights...I.e boobies lol
blastvortex 4
Um, the words "cute" and "truck" don't really go together all that well. Besides that, YDI for driving with your lights off. Next, vanity is not a virtue - you might want to work on your ego. Last but not least, you still could've flirted with him anyway (preferably, after you turned your lights on). Why'd you let the opportunity go to waste? Yeesh, OP....
Twinklestar 0
She said the guy was cute, not the truck. No, she probably shouldn't have been driving with her lights on, but it happens and it might have only just gotten dark or she might not have been very far from home and have realised herself in another block. Nothing about her post really implies vanity. If she was vain and egotistical she probably wouldn't have admitted cute guys don't usually talk to her.
a066684 0
served! served! served!
LandyPants 0
boo ******* hoo.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Oh boy! Isn't somebody desperate!
Peroxide 3
*winds down window* *lifts up shirt* "Check out these headlights" yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Styna_fml 0
lol @25! OP, this isn't an fml.
uxoriouswidow 0
This reaction would have been ideal.
original_angie 0
I think hecwas into to you cuz if he wasn't he wouldn't have bothered to say anything
JojoPotatoe 0
Hey what did you expect ? xD Just because someone wants to talk to you doesn't mean they fancy you...
cassmarie 0
awwwh , that sucks.