Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, I drove my new car with a manual transmission for the first time by myself. I was at a stoplight and saw a cute guy in the car next to me. He looked my way and gave me "the nod". The light turned green and I tried to go but I stalled out, lurching my car forward right into the car next to me. FML
Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
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BlueTwist89 0
Well at least he told you to turn them on. Most people would just drive by.
perdix 31
You should have said, "Will you follow me home and help me turn the lights off when we get there?" Seriously, he WAS into you! He wouldn't have gone through the trouble if you were a troll.
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Comments (63)
NorfolkDude 2
I don't get it. If you thought he was "cute" perhaps you should have went further into it. Maybe he did that as an ice breaker, but you just sat there like a dummy going, "Oh okay." Next time, if there is a next time, try going more into it. What more you got to lose?
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for being desperate
purplewings360 0
hey he stopped
Phallus_fml 0
stop acting so slutty. get a real deal.
Lythiaren 8
I don't think I'll ever understand why everyone seems to think that every attractive person who looks at them must be attracted to them. Honestly, is there some sort of rule that says good-looking people aren't allowed to speak except to ask people out? Did it ever occur to you that some cute guys may already have girlfriends? Yeesh.
love2bu 0
wow...i would have been really excited..how is this an fml? he is so into you! i guess you are just a little bit slow.
love2bu 0
i SO agree #7..i should try that!
opressed 0
lol
unctarheel529 0
that is not an fml. you shouldn't have gotten excited so quickly
TotchiNeko 0
not fml worthy