Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my parents have been slowly coming closer to figuring out that I'm an atheist. They've stated to me and my siblings since we were old enough to think independently that if any of us turned out to be atheists, they'd disown us. I'm not sure what to do here. FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML
Today, I mentioned to my parents that, considering the state of the world, the government needs to get its act together and ban guns, gas cars, meat, animal products, and plastic, among other things. They threatened to kick me out, saying I should "go live with the other dumbass hippies." FML
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Dracoboxer357 36
That's sad when a personal belief causes relatives to disown you. :(
PrimeEvilTahir 24
It's amazing how people just blindly believe every stupid thing they hear without doing their own research. If I had a dollar for every negative thing I hear about Islam, I'd be richer than the Saudi royal family...
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Comments (87)
nelliegw 26
At least that gives you a reason not to convert to something you don't want to.
xcam1995 6
Take that bet, tell yo momma "I punched and kicked my way out of the womb and i'll do the same out of this house."
chrissy2 28
They sound like understanding people.
ileenefudge 29
For some people religion is like a dick, it's nice to have and alright to wave it around and share but it's not ok to shove it down everyone else's throats just because you have it. :/
Wimoweh 10
Well stated, fellow FML commenter.
ileenefudge 29
That would certainly be an interesting sight to see...
Welshite 40
Perhaps we can be civil and not instigate a religious argument, Bakarra.
Schiffy 18
Maybe it's a test...
Enslaved 38
Abraham- the father of many religions. He was the father of Isaac but don't forget he was also Ishmael's father.
Jharrist89 12
They sound like hypocrites to me!
Bakarra 22
Free will vs determinism == religion?
rg350dx 29
All I have to say is you better have that movie theatre butter and salt, not that weak ass reduced sodium bullshit popcorn.
SpamPam 18
I think # 1 may be the one asking for an argument. Can't complain when it happens.