Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML
Today, my parents have been slowly coming closer to figuring out that I'm an atheist. They've stated to me and my siblings since we were old enough to think independently that if any of us turned out to be atheists, they'd disown us. I'm not sure what to do here. FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML
Today, I mentioned to my parents that, considering the state of the world, the government needs to get its act together and ban guns, gas cars, meat, animal products, and plastic, among other things. They threatened to kick me out, saying I should "go live with the other dumbass hippies." FML
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Dracoboxer357 36
That's sad when a personal belief causes relatives to disown you. :(
PrimeEvilTahir 24
It's amazing how people just blindly believe every stupid thing they hear without doing their own research. If I had a dollar for every negative thing I hear about Islam, I'd be richer than the Saudi royal family...
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Comments (87)
stacey_92 12
If they always contradict themselves like that I wouldn't believe much of what they'd say and that truly isn't how christians are supposed to act if they believe the lord is watching them.
monnanon 14
noor? is there any reason why people keep thinking you are a nun?
Jiinxx 8
noor isn't a nun. she's wearing a hijab which means she's muslim.
Omniprism 15
It's funny how religion turns people into hypocrites.
bassmaestro 10
#41 Yes because "It's amazing how people just blindly..." Makes a whole lot of sense. Definitely can still make the point with 6 words *facepalm*
Zyzz7 12
Wow, and these people call themselves 'parents', what a couple of living jokes.
Zyzz7 12
Just go behind their back until you're ready to move out, then when the time comes, tell them you're an atheist, tell how many people you ****** and in which positions, and tell them you/your girlfriend had an abortion, even if you didnt, just for the fun of it so you can watch them cringe. I hate conservatives.
nenka 6
OP, this actually is a test from your parents.
DubtownZL 1
Believe in what you want to believe
Wealthyparrot 9
Step 1: Pretend to convert Step 2: ********** in your parents bed and on their favorite things daily Step 3: move out as soon as you are financially stable or have another living situations Step 4: send them photos of you masturbating on their favorite things Step 5: ??? Step 6: Profit