Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my now ex-friend told me she had feelings for my ex and was also choosing him over our friendship, despite being fully aware of the crazy rollercoaster our relationship was and being there to hear every detail of the trauma. She classily told me at random, in a public mall. People suck. FML
Today, because I told her ex that they were an abusive cheater after my friend cried to me about how their ex was treating them horribly for the sixth time this month, my friend blocked me. The ex told her I'd be the reason they'll stay together, and my friend begged me to talk to the ex. I refused. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Dalliance 4
At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.
ihasbrains 10
At least he refused to believe you :)
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Comments (84)
IdioticSmiles 1
I would've pimp slapped the guy
TheComputerGuy96 16
Why did you tell him it was you?
Deathhound 27
Right, wouldn't have done that either!
PancakeMunch 0
Maybe he was doing it on purpose to get back at you for your ex. Or it was for the lulz.
jneville 5
You must be quite the douche
writergirl23 19
You might learn something then.
bwa2012 0
Whoa that bites girl, just live, learn n pick up ur personality girl
ohhsnappitsme 15
Maybe he was talking about another ex??
julian_96 0
That's tight
loserman67 36
The same BUS home? You must travel in some really swanky circles. In addition, you must have made your ex's life a living hell for him to relate in detail how much of a nut job you were/are. Did you boil rabbits for him? CLINGER!!!!!, CLINGER!!!!!! STAGE SIX CLINGER!!!!!!!