Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my now ex-friend told me she had feelings for my ex and was also choosing him over our friendship, despite being fully aware of the crazy rollercoaster our relationship was and being there to hear every detail of the trauma. She classily told me at random, in a public mall. People suck. FML
Today, because I told her ex that they were an abusive cheater after my friend cried to me about how their ex was treating them horribly for the sixth time this month, my friend blocked me. The ex told her I'd be the reason they'll stay together, and my friend begged me to talk to the ex. I refused. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
Dalliance 4
At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.
ihasbrains 10
At least he refused to believe you :)
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Comments (84)
CreeperIRL 14
Well maybe next boyfriend dint be so crazy??
yomommma 6
What?
izak69 7
You should have been like yeah my last ex cheated on me with a man... Oh wait it was you
sexyhoe97 0
Wow good one
kittykat1501 31
it was a ex's friend, not the ex himself.
haniam16 6
u should give ur fiance on ur wedding day the ring your ex-husband used to wear.
wagonbacker9 8
Wrong fml.
sammie91michelle 0
16 no here dose it say she was married?!??! N maye he did it on purpose i bet he new it was you and said it to be mean but F' him ex boyfriends feiends are never good to have anyways sometimes most of the time its bad
sammie91michelle 0
*where sorry where no where dose it say stupid iphone
bisceebee 4
Does*
nerdfighteria 7
26- Calm down, 16 just commented on the wrong FML.
QueenQuay77 10
hahaha, that's crazy! was the person drunk?
ricknashfan 5
Either he didnt ever meet u or he was just out of it
sambam_454 0
how did the conversation start if he didn't know you were once with him?
karagarren 8
It's not like exes always say good things about their former partner. He probably really exaggerated bad stuff about you. He obviously doesn't really know you well so how can he know what you're like..
cufaoil 11
maybe she's the one who is the schizophrenic psycho....
cufaoil 11
Puddle of Mudd reference, for those who clearly have missed the point.... go ahead and thumb this one down too :P
wagonbacker9 8
This ones an easy fix. Don't be crazy. You're welcome.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Many children commenting here tonight, huh kiddo? Grow up and see if maybe you can grow a brain as well so you'll be able to understand the FMLs.
wagonbacker9 8
Girls don't get that reputation for no reason. Sorry, that's just the way it is.
Dragon_Soul 4
How did ur convo even start? If he ddnt know you?
VeganVampyre 27
He did know her, he just didn't realize she was the same "crazy ex" he was talking about.