Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my now ex-friend told me she had feelings for my ex and was also choosing him over our friendship, despite being fully aware of the crazy rollercoaster our relationship was and being there to hear every detail of the trauma. She classily told me at random, in a public mall. People suck. FML
Today, because I told her ex that they were an abusive cheater after my friend cried to me about how their ex was treating them horribly for the sixth time this month, my friend blocked me. The ex told her I'd be the reason they'll stay together, and my friend begged me to talk to the ex. I refused. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Dalliance 4
At least you don't give off an immediate vibe of douchey-ness if he didn't even know it was you.
ihasbrains 10
At least he refused to believe you :)
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Comments (84)
in8 1
I'm sure it was just a "coincidence" that you left at the same time AND took the same bus, AND started talking about ex-girlfriends. Kinda sounds like something an ex psycho girlfriend might do...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Whats up with people doing that kind of inconsiderate shit to other people whether if they deserve it or not? In this case the op didnt deserve it. dont worry op, she'll probably die alone, considering what a complete shithole she is.
kittykat1501 31
Or he. never know
bubo_fml 11
U can always retaliate with small pee pee jokes...Works every time!
pip74205 9
Was it wall true?
MrJojobinks 6
Lame conversation.
kitsune3 20
Oh, man. You poor thing. :( I bet that did horrible damage to your self-esteem. Just try to keep your head up. Keep in mind that if your ex is gonna think that way about you, you're probably better off without him. I know that doesn't make the insults feel any less hurtful, but it might help you feel a bit better. I'm sure you're a good person. Sometimes things just don't work out, and people think things about us that we don't realize until they're out of our lives. Here's hoping it gets better, hon. Try to cheer up, okay? :)
pink_raindrops 26
If you two were talking for a bit, which I'm sure you did since it's to think a guy would talk to someone about that as the opening topic, I think there was a reason he refused to think it was you. You probably seemed completely normal and nice, so when he thinks of the crazy ex his friend had he can't picture you as that crazy person. It must've been hard to hear everything your ex said about you afterwards, but most people think bad things when relationships end, so it doesn't mean that's who you truely are.
Wreakorofhavoc 1
Am I the only one that thinks this is probably something she needed to hear for her sake. Maybe she'll learn from this and become a better, less crazy person.
isaac713 0
so u have no personality now?
HappyPickles 11
Maybe your ex's friend was talking about your ex's *other* girlfriend?? ... Maybe your ex has had (and broken up with) another girlfriend since you two broke up? ... Maybe you're just so psycho that you don't realise that you're psycho?