Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
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iarefatal 9
Tell him it's an invitation;)
challan 19
I think that was incredibly nice. Seems like a sweet guy. Don't be embarrassed, roll with it. Make fun of yourself, Op, nobody likes insecurities.
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Comments (104)
micahdunk 13
Look on the bright side at least you didn't look stupid anymore.
kingsian 15
I agree with okie be real happy cause a person like me would have laugh at u, took a picture of u and talked bad about u lol
Clioo_fml 17
62- Just because her pants were unzipped? You need a hobby...
kingsian 15
I do it's called people watching and talking shit lol it's a damn joke you know haha laugh funny if u don't get it then I don't know what to tell you but get that sand out your ****** lol
Clioo_fml 17
Good jokes are supposed to be funny to more than one person...and by the looks of it, you're the only one understanding and liking your 'joke'.
CharresBarkrey 16
82 - Are you sure you're 26? You sound more like 11.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Good guy Greg?..that's actually really sweet.
interesting33 37
If it makes you feel better - there are SO many people who do embarrassing things - think of when trousers split and things :) You will be fine - chat to him! You made a friend :P :D
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Your picture is frightening 0.0
ShadowlessSpear 21
"And then I... split my pants"
pradip 26
Ask him what he'd have done if you didn't give your number. E-mail or Facebook?
chris_a7x 11
Well, he could have been a creepy old guy instead that tried to zip it for you.
micahdunk 13
I have had that happen before. Not cool. Then the old guy continued to ask me out for dinner.
perdix 31
He wants you to zip it up so no other guys take up your desperate invitation. He wants to keep the easy access to himself ;)
OrangeKnife 10
So this is confusing, he has the nerve to ask you for your number but not to tell you you pants are unzipped? :|
jesustitts 20
Well maybe he really wanted her number and saying "Your pants are unzipped. Can I get your number?" Would have been a little awkward and maybe even creepy?
Pelvispresley 8
He probably didn't want to embarrass OP
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well you cannot blame him for not being good at customer service :)
Megan98 18
That's actually really nice, because he didn't want to embarrass you.
Ally156 5
is that all he wanted your number for? If so are you sure he was flirting with you?