Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the CEO of my company wanted to meet with me. I was excited until I found out she just wanted to bitch me out and personally fire me. Later on, I found out my boss had totally shafted me and blamed the failure of a big project on me instead of admitting it was all his fault. FML
Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML
Today, after coming out of a meeting during which I promised my employees better wages, I was met at the door by my CEO telling me to lay off all the employees I just talked to. FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I fell asleep during my division emergency meeting. As I about to head home that evening, my boss patted me on the back saying, "Wrong move. Good luck". Turned out, it was a meeting to determine who will be kicked out of the company due to recession. My name was written first on the list. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
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Top comments
heyjenn 0
Maybe you need to change some things...like your staff.
hayyj 0
ouch... well if your a founder dont u have ownership and cant b fired?
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Comments (184)
sxldv8 0
sack them all they can be replaced
jdoll112 0
fire all of them. traitors.
CoachLlama 5
Getting voted off your own island is kind of harsh. So do you just have no management skills or what?
Gameguy602 0
Maybe he could set up the Republic of Janitoria.
ninjadude853 0
fire those bitches!
klong91 7
How can they fire you if your the founder?
zemo999 0
Form a new company, & have a take over, make sure you break the company...that way you not only get rid of the people, but they lose all their benefits too!! (and if they have stock in it they will lose their a$$'s too) Yeah I been around the block before
ch111 0
so your second man throws you under a bus for a bigg
ch111 0
stupid computer..but welcome to the market industry an ugly bussniess
RPattzs_gurl 0
Fire the jackasses and then laugh in their faces!