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phantomdriver This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Is this a joke?

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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KelceyLoves 0

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

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Comments (243)

You lived, why are you complaining??

how does someone deserve this?

Is it me or does this sound like the plot from Ghost Dad? (Yes I realize this ages me).

haaayhaaay 0

Ohmy!

24 your are beautiful

ok c'mon people it's not that funny, seriously sometimes I think this boners guy has multiple accounts and gasses himself up... but I have to admit when he's funny it's fatally hilarious

jenniLoveU 0

I would be scary like helll

Why are you complaining? I mean yeah I can see why you would be scared but you aren't the one that tried to kill yourself.

WickedPixie 0

He was probably just ******* with you.