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phantomdriver This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Is this a joke?

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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KelceyLoves 0

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

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Wayne913 13

How do you fail to kill yourself in that way? You just drive?

That's an "oh shiiit" moment

As a taxi driver? Driving a hearse might maybe make a difference