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Is this a joke?

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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KelceyLoves 0

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

perdix 31

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

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Comments (243)

KelceyLoves 0

the thought must've driven you over the edge!

19fml18 0

Everyone knows taxi drivers aren't reallll

shulgafish 0

He said this in perfect English? clap! clap! clap!

korsountseva 0

I see what you did there

KiddNYC1O 22

I'd definitely get goosebumps then tuck and roll.

TenderizeMe 0

Lol

jsx12345 0

I MODERATED THIS! Gimme my fckin cookie white people!

FMLoverAgain 7

hahaha winning

MasterE56 4

win!!

iBanana 17

Lmao. ^^ win

CrimsonNightmare 0

LMAO @46's pic Brock Obama = Epic Win

MissBunny25 0

he probably did it on purpose..

stroudie94 9

46 nice pic!

ifyouseekamy666 0

46 nice pic!

RiskiBusiness 1

#51. learn how to spell.

KiddNYC1O 22

78- You fail so hard. Learn to comprehend.

womanjesus 0

wow good one. must have taken a lot of thought

tesuan 0

I'd say it was probably driving him crazy to come up with a pun as good as that.

MarcyMarc 4

you obviously never played pokemon #51

Thabb 0

Pokemon is for losers anyway.

hockeyrocks39 0

hahahahahahahahahahaha.... "#1"

BahahahLOL 0

What the **** 46! Im the real BO!

Zeb_McBride 0

I woulda shit myself on the spot and gotten out and waited for another cab to cross the bridge

EverybodyHatesCh 0

what's up guys!

EverybodyHatesCh 0

hey nothin much. just reading these FMLs haha. what about you??

novair 5

crazy taxi.

EverybodyHatesCh 0

yeah same haha these FMLs are pretty funny huh?

EverybodyHatesCh 0

yeah

slitherbomb 0

My profile picture is the best I think.

irokyoursox 6

177 no it isnt

vyben 3

ur hair is badass

EverybodyHatesCh 0

oh thanks number 182. I wasn't expecting anyone to notice!

vyben 3

well I did it's pretty sexy

EverybodyHatesCh 0

Thank You! I knew I would look sexy with this hair style.

vyben 3

I was talking to kelcey>:D

EverybodyHatesCh 0

oh :( well I guess it wasn't worth spending money on this hair style :(... all that time spent working for this :( and all this just to hear you say you think someone hair style is better looking than mine :( ohhh welll... that's life *sigh* (•_•)

vyben 3

lol true but my hairs the best so I win:))

ChantelRenaeee 0

oh my god everybody hates ch, why do you talk to yourself?

jimbob13 0

it's natural / 1st sign of madness

mamamiaaa_fml 12

191 aww I think your picture is really cute! I used to hate cats. until I met one.

KelceyLoves 0

hey thanks;D my bangs aren't blue anymore though u_u it's now the under part of my hair.

tribridags 0

everybodyhatesch...u on drugs boy..kitty...???

CryMoreFMLs 15

191 I can just imagine you with the frever alone reaction face stapled to your ead.

EverybodyHatesCh 0

I am Conholio!! I need more tippy for my bunghole!!

DocBastard 40

Will some kind mod please nuke this thread? And the please beat the shit out of EverybodyHatesCh while you're at it. I'm too damn tired to do it myself.

himoonkey 8

wow, winning!

CommonSenseKarma 17

duh

jonan1212 5

DID U DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

klx125cross 9

I see what you dud right there!;)

datgirl 0

oh dawwm!

BUFFAL0H 0

nom nom nom.

ivanoff 0

******!

im2cool2fml 0

that's what I'm saying

EverybodyHatesCh 0

no your not lier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

liketenpandas 6

I bet he does that on purpose to sketch out his passengers hahaha

Jayymee520 0

scary xD

MEF62 5

agreed :/

L3Paparazzo 7

swimming lessons finally came in handy

themilkycow 0

Swimmers shave their pubic hair

andreabeth95 2

well why wouldn't we? we gotta look hot in those tight, one piece suits :)

KMilliron 2

Is that Chewbacca in your wetsuit?!!

KiddNYC1O 22

Sick tattoo!

themilkycow 0

i have tennis balls

marinus_fml 20

Swimmers can also drown lol.

MissBunny25 0

mountain climbers can fall off mountains

marinus_fml 20

^^ Thats a lie! however, bike riders cannot fall of their bikes!!

MissBunny25 0

is not a lie! I climb piles of macaroni and fall off . I'm pretty much considered a mountain climber . dont test me, muscle man -.-

liquidfireKAN 0

basket ball players can fall off the rim:p

marinus_fml 20

Hhaha who you talking to rabbit lady? Yes, piles if macaroni can be considered as mountains? I guess?

AnagenisisZagus 13

It's BUNNY you son of a......

shulgafish 0

moo?

MissBunny25 0

86 :,) thank you, dear child. 77 how dare you mess up my name, shooty-kneely-gun man. -.- *pours piles of sea salt in 77's eye* that'll teach you.

Iissosmart 5

This FML in a whole is random. Very funny though.

C6Racer 0

I never fall off mountains of macaroni. Neverrr.

marinus_fml 20

98, I am immune to salt in the eyes. *prepares 10Molar Hydrochloric Acid ready to throw on missrabbit, but decides against it as that wouldn't be very nice.*

MissBunny25 0

marinus -.- you think you're so awesome. with your manly muscles and your gun and dead animal -.- I'll have you know, I am a gangster. don't try me, boy -.- don't you dare.

C6Racer 0

Lol, missrabbit.

marinus_fml 20

0.0 I said I wouldn't do it! don't come and hurt me!! I am ever so sorry. Feeds missrabbit some carrots ^^

MissBunny25 0

Oh my fiddlesticks!! the name is MissBunny -.- how about I call you mermaid man? how about that -.- and I love carrots :D omnomnomnom

C6Racer 0

Be careful, marinus. She'll hit you in the face with the bag of homeless puppies she roundhouse kicked earlier.

marinus_fml 20

But missrabbit sounds sooo much better. Mermaid man sounds sexy ;) haha feeds her some old limpy lettuce leaves :D

MissBunny25 0

no. because as a mermaid, you'd have no dick. just a fishtail. since when is that sexy? never -.- however marinus, I'm still full from the carrots. if you'll Excuse me , I must go climb a pile of macaroni. I bid you all goodbye, my loves. *cranks up Dora explorer music*

Upon_A_Burning_B 0

What the ****....? I feel like I just heard a conversation from the Future Crack-Heads of America (FCHA).

wowzersselainee 0

lmfaoo these people are smoking some heavy stuff

Upon_A_Burning_B 0

Nah the FCHA chooses to snort Cocaine for a much quicker route to the brain. But these guys.... -.- We don't know what the **** they are on. Under no circumstances do we encourage you to take the drugs they are... The future of mankind depends on you. Do not dissapoint me.

kennababy 0

scary! ah!

persianjr 15

then OP should have told the cab driver about the time he almost blew up a car in the name of Alah.

xGabri3L 3

Wow harsh.

perdix 31

What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?

ReynshineCutting 10

Umm that wasn't the plot of Unknown specifically. The whole thing was the driver swerving to avoid an accident. Good movie though.

Witchcraft_fml 5

Perdix! Still going strong I see!

SittingInTheSky 6

Why are you talking to appendixes?

Yung23 0

Lmfao at 1

kinga08 0

I don't like it when cab drivers try to make conversation with you. I guess his "On Duty" light meant much more than just that. I'd ask to be let out as soon you (safely) cross that bridge. P.S. I hope you opened your window as soon as you heard that, you know, just in case.

TheRealEllieSan 9

You do realize that the cabbie was just messing with OP rite? And I'm pretty sure anyone would go crazy if they went an entire day at work without making conversation

Nellygirl 0

That's scary af! 0_0