phantomdriver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Is this a joke?
Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge… while we were crossing a river. FML
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KelceyLoves 0
the thought must've driven you over the edge!
perdix 31
What a hack! He just stole the plot from "Unknown." Was he tired of stealing Robert DeNiro's "Are you talkin' to me?" routine after 20+ years?
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taternuts 0
can't*
SirSami 2
relax nobody's gonna rape u for misspelling!
taternuts 0
that's too bad, i guess i can fix those typos i put on craigslist
missabbey 3
I really hate when ppl joke about getting raped and stuff like that it happens to people and im sure if it happened to you you wouldn't be joking about it so easily
EverybodyHatesCh 0
I'm Not Afraid!
jorrrk 0
welcome to the cab of death
SirSami 2
it's a ******* cabdriver, what do u expect? that's why they're goin outta business.
fml_psl 0
thank god u r still alive
geko911 22
are YOU afraid to take a step? if you want we could walk this road together, just come and take my hand and hope its nor too cold not too warm and especially hope there isnt any storm ahead. your not alone. just come if you feel like you want to come down the same road. :P ahh i just had too
illmatic2 16
That song is overrated and played way too much.
AKALurch 0
at least he didn't! lol
chammi 0
I would definitely be afraid! you should have changed the topic :)
phillipsk804 0
dammn i wonder what went thought your mind