Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, my 8 year-old little sister said, "F*** you" to my mom. My mom thought I told her to say that and grounded me for a month. Later, my sister came up to me and said, "Gotcha, bitch." FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25
Oh, how enjoyable it is when parents make themselves look like fools. Too bad the laughter and snide remarks have to be made inside.
furfantasies 0
Well thats ironic for a mother to say "son of a bitch"
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Comments (170)
20th_century_fox 3
good for you for standing up for yourself! there are things a parent should never say to her child, and that is one of them.
RLove1997 0
Nice Comeback
maxamus951852 3
Consider yourself lucky, OP. A remark like that would've gotten me grounded AND earned me a back hand straight to the mouth. Maybe you shouldn't be such a smartass to your parents. YDI
kateateyou 6
Sounds like your parents are a little violent..
brianp94 3
Hi
reldnahceus 8
Lol- are you my kid??
it_iswhat_itis0 7
Well played haha
at0micmin3r 23
A word to the wise: Do NOT argue with mom/mum. EVER.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Haha. I have totally done the same exact thing to my mom.
urbanimpression 6
When parents know they mess up they just ground you....its retarded
khetkidd 1
Never outsmart your parents, always ends worse off for you! I've been there, done that, haha.