Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, I was talking to my professor and explained how depressed and stressed out I am. He called the police to my house because he thought that would help with my suicidal thoughts. My parents don't believe in mental health, and I want to die more. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, my friend, knowing my mental health is really bad right now, decided to yell out the fact I have an eating disorder, and how she never sees me eat ever, then started to talk about self-harm and how she would never do it despite what she has gone through. All while side-eyeing me when talking to other people. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents I think I'm suffering from schizophrenia. They refused to discuss it after telling me, "It's all in my head." FML
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markli 2
Seriously have you read most of the FMLs on this site? Be glad you have friends that actually care about you.
REGGIEstration 4
I found this funny too!
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Comments (161)
Niki0308 0
aren't you mentally unhindged? who uses that term? mentally unhinged people THAT'S who!!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Too much? I would figure someone who laughs at this WHILE they talk about it wouldn't be a self harmer. But thats just me.
Niki0308 0
I think OP wouldn't go 2 a mental institute... you have to test your brains don't you?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wrong comment sorry. Etf ireplied to the first comment.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Wrong comment sorry. Etf ireplied to the first comment.
Isabel312 0
mental institute. all I can think of is the one from Sucker Punch. ohhhhhhhh yeaaahhhhhh.
ieatcats 0
haha go to a mental institute then when u come bak they will... nvm they will still think ur crazy sol
jewels1877 0
Well, if they put you in a straight jacket, at least you can hug yourself?
biancadiangelo_fml 0
yes lol
Thisismoses 0
Not only would that be completely idiotic to do, but Op would just be proving the friends right.
jewels1877 0
Well, if they put you in a straight jacket, at least you can hug yourself?
Mirorbo 27
Is there a word for hypochondriacs who diagnose other people?
OCDC 9
Hypocrites. Bastards. Charlie Sheen. Take your pick.
DocBastard 40
I am offended by your second option, ma'am.
OCDC 9
Sorry about that, Doc, didn't mean to insult the long line of Bastards. I hope your family will forgive me. And I know you don't diagnose people, you're just a hypochondriac. Or wait, maybe it's the other way around...
monnanon 14
Munchausens by proxy is where you feel pleasure in sympathy and attention you get from people through illnesses you say your kid has. They lie and fabricate illnesses and episodes and sometimes cause symptoms to happen through poisening and withholding medication. i suppose that could be a hypochondriac that diagnoses other people, in an extreme case anyway.
Mirorbo 27
offs!! Another case of duel-comment-layers!!
ColdGold 6
So go to find out why you are a klutz. Maybe they are tired of watching you hurt yourself. There is a real psychological answer to it.
c8750 2
WTF are you talking about. Some people are just klutzy, there doesn't need to be a reason behind it
anonymous595 0
haha im the same!!
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
that's going to be a little difficult to deal with lol, and maybe they know you're a klutz, but think you do it on pourpose to make it look like an accident... Anyways if they do wind up doing a 24/7 watch as said by the commenter before me, hopefully they'll just see for themselves that it's just being a klutz. :)
Zuckmycuck 0
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TomFeltonFan 0
your hair looks creepy :0
ShakeEJunT 0
cute