Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, I was talking to my professor and explained how depressed and stressed out I am. He called the police to my house because he thought that would help with my suicidal thoughts. My parents don't believe in mental health, and I want to die more. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, my friend, knowing my mental health is really bad right now, decided to yell out the fact I have an eating disorder, and how she never sees me eat ever, then started to talk about self-harm and how she would never do it despite what she has gone through. All while side-eyeing me when talking to other people. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents I think I'm suffering from schizophrenia. They refused to discuss it after telling me, "It's all in my head." FML
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Top comments
markli 2
Seriously have you read most of the FMLs on this site? Be glad you have friends that actually care about you.
REGGIEstration 4
I found this funny too!
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Comments (161)
goaty777 0
hah, sucks to be u!!
PSQ91 6
Haha you're a klutz
bbaabobulz 3
at leasst they care :) -count your blessing cause some friends don't give a (bleep) and ignore you.
sandrop 0
u need betta friends lol
TomFeltonFan 0
you do too, cause no good friends would let you go out or take pictures making you look like a hooker. (:
wilsontws 18
ROFLMFAO agreed!
crazysasha123 0
lmao!(:
AnagenisisZagus 13
Alright, and...? Flaunt your queer side, baby!
catkat1988 17
lol, this fml made me chuckle. You are lucky, you have caring friends. And trust me, I know all about being a klutz - just last night I was jumping around in my apartment, mocking my boyfriend when somehow I landed on my little toe, twisting it. Needless to say, he laughed himself stupid.
insertcutename 3
If you were a big a klutz as you say you are, you would have learned long ago how to fall properly so as not to leave any marks or do any real damage.
dmndrby789 0
Wait, what? That makes no sense. Being a klutz myself, I end up with marks and bruises without even noticing how they got there.
insertcutename 3
I'm also a huge klutz, and have long ago learned how to take a fall so I can minimize damage to myself.
dmndrby789 0
If you can "learn how to fall" then can't you learn how not fall in the first place? Besides, falling isn't the only way to get marks. I may be a klutz, but I don't fall. I end up running into things.
ImTheAlpha 30
Both me and my mom are clumsy, and, like the other person on this thread (#132?), I know clumsiness isn't always falling. I'm covered in bruises on my hips and shins from running into things.
abdu123 0
LMAO your friends are funny.
hellogoodbye1996 6
at least you have support..I'm on my own.