Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
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Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Wow! That is creepy.
guiltypleasure12 0
cougar mommy? possibly creeper mommy? definitely
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Comments (205)
FireBug24_7 0
Now think.... if one of the daughters has a kid that's old enough he could potentially bang 3 generations! O_O Creepy..... FYL, OP, FYL....
RedPillSucks 33
Wow.... How would that work if he got all three pregnant. I'm your grandpa and your brother... I'm your father and your other brother... Gah!!!!
bummy 0
roflcopter!! ur mom needs a vib
2crazy2care 0
I'm curious, what does your mom look like? Well either way she's a ho.
katelynjoy 0
Awh I feel sorry for you OP:( But did he flirt back? I feel as though the story wasn't finshed...
NitroTonicsFML 4
that's hot
EROD78 0
3 some!!!!!! jk thats kinda wierd actually!
LilToosh 0
yay for skanky moms :) haha be careful! he might go for her cuz shes experienced lol ewwwwww
CallMeHush 1
Mother/Daughter 3 way, that would be one hell of a good check point on his "Man Card"!
Kezia23 0
Lucky guy....
teeyah_fml 0
wth?! that's messed up! some mom you got there..