Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Wow! That is creepy.
guiltypleasure12 0
cougar mommy? possibly creeper mommy? definitely
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Comments (205)
babygirldhayes 0
I disagree with jessi Bcuz she's taken the situa the wrong way if he flirted back thts when u knock him out then if he's creeped out keep him away from ur mother
battzz 0
dum bitch.
cocorabbit 0
Sucks that if you have a messy break up and he wants to get back at you, he will totally nail your mom.
StephLL_fml 0
Holy shit! That's funny. Your ma sounds like a *****
ReeNAh 0
Wow your mom is a crazy *****!
animosiity 0
fake and gay!!
XxSandiiSayzxX 0
haha it sounds a lot like a video from the Fine Brothers with Shane Dawson :P it's called "Mothers Day MILF"
F33L_My_Koolaid 0
#11 just kill yourself now if you hate life so much quit trying to depress others you wanna be robot ****** go stick your dick in a light socket
Britney_Spears 1
Two words. Get. Off. FML. Because. You're. Five... Boy?
5t3ff1k4h 45
Oh good, another one who can't count. If you want to tell a 5 year old to grow up, kindly act older than five yourself.
xNephilim 19
This is one of the FMLs that always bug me. I can't believe your mom did that, how horrible! I mean, what the hell?
TempestM 0
WIN