Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
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FFML_314 12
Wow! That is creepy.
guiltypleasure12 0
cougar mommy? possibly creeper mommy? definitely
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Comments (205)
Valentina_Baby 7
my moms the same :/ I feel your pain
mimii92_fml 0
ewww what's wrong with your guys moms??
sorcerersinger 0
your moms a ***** also?
sorcerersinger 0
your mom is a ***** also?
ashboust 0
that is pretty creepy ! just tell her to act her age and stop hitting on your boyfriend !
Ali_Br_fml 33
oh lord, if he was flirting back, he isn't worth keeping... Smh moms nowadays... Can't even keep it in her pants... lol (I know that saying may be meant for males, but...)
PlutoSA 0
The problem is, that exactly where she's trying to keep it.
xxxbooxxx 16
oh my god.. I'm so sorry.. that's.. that's just horrible!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for wanting to fornicate with your boyfriend, for bringing him home to meet your mother, for introducing people of any kind to each other for any reason ever, for having a horndog for a mom, for having a mother who wants to fornicate, for watching her flirt instead of stopping her right away, for confronting your mother you disrespectful trollop, for trying to ruin things for her, and MOST OF ALL FOR HAVING A MOTHER IN THE FIRST PLACE. Just think, if you hadn't done all that, none of this would have happened. Wow, that one was easy. Just like OP'S mom! LOLOLOLOLOL
sorcerersinger 0
I'm going to pretend I'm high fiveing you, at least until I meet you.
FFML_314 12
Wait! /Until/ you meet him? Planning a weekend getaway are we, Trollz? Thanks for the invite! *Folds arms* I'll have you know, I already have plans! So, suck on that!
sorcerersinger 0
............. shut up, bitch.
sxldv8 0
threesome lol
RedPillSucks 33
I don't think slapping a giraffe in the kneecap counts as a high-five. FFML_314 - if there's something to suck on, I'm your man...
FFML_314 12
Aha! Nice, RPS :P
schwancy 2
Worst mom ever.
DoctorDudley 0
agreed o:
Dark2003 0
it's a showdown let her kno what's up
Ioannes 0
In my country if one person had done that to another they would be severely beaten with a stick...
ladiesman2340 0
s t f u were not in your country
grace31297 14
Stfu and learn to spell. It doesn't matter what country we're in, you're still coming across as an illiterate ****!
marinus_fml 20
well.. you going to listen to your mum or not?
iSexxxy 0
She approves..
ChromeDome 5
I really hope your mother was unaware you were going out with that dude otherwise that would be freaky.
FYLDeep 26
What a normal boyfriend might have done is simply play along with it all, then when you're leaving turn to you and go, "What the **** is wrong with your mother?". If something similar to that didn't happen, then your boyfriend is probably just as crazy as your mother.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
...or do what you said, but still **** both of them. A hot MILF is hard for a lot of guys to resist. But when they fail to resist, they deserve the consequences!