Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate question
Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
what
Edmonton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
Today, during a deep conversation with my girlfriend of 6 months, I asked her if the guy she had cheated on me once with a few months back had a bigger “tool” than me. She said yes. So I asked, "How much bigger are we talking about?" Her response was "Probably like twice the size." FML
AnatomyLecture
🌶️ Spicy
Child brain
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
tellingthetruth
Studley, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Policy of truth
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
joolsie
York, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Chemistry
Today, I got my boyfriend's pants down for the first time and turns out my thumb is bigger than his erect penis. I already know he has weak tongue technique, but this is an extra slap in the face I do not need. FML
Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
Jen
Woodland Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
grizzlybear
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Top comments
jobekka 20
just tell him no, if you're not comfortable sharing the information
Brightside86 31
Damn that guy must be insecure.
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DrSamba1 8
Unless you choose to share that information with him, you should tell him your life before him is none of his ******* business.
wrenavery90 12
Are you aware you don't have to answer that question? It's none of his business.