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Today, I’m at the stage of my life where a normal bowel movement is practically a cause for celebration. FML
Today, I’m at the stage of my life where a normal bowel movement is practically a cause for celebration. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the highlight of my whole month was finally being able to take a solid crap. FML
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
Today, I've realized that I have two modes: Constipated, or ultra explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML
Today, I finally got over having constipation for two days straight. It came in the form of a normal-sized, rock-hard turd that made me scream "Ow!" when it came out. FML
Today, after several years of effort in fixing my diet, I finally have consistent, reliable, solid shits, this coming after many decades of loose stools that caused my to clog my toilets regularly with too much toilet paper. Only now, my consistent, reliable, solid shits clog my toilets instead. FML
Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Miralax in Apple juice - repeat daily.
Christina Winden 22
Might want to talk to a doctor about that.
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a ... ... wait on it ... ... shitty situation! Yow!
Chazzster 32
Miralax in Apple juice - repeat daily.
Yudith 28
If it doesn't work, Miralax in apple juice with beans, whole wheat bread, a breakfast of Bran Buds and All Brand with prunes, bran muffins and lots of veggies with a nutritionist visit on the side.
bloopaloop 27
So is my 2 year old!!!
Christina Winden 22
Might want to talk to a doctor about that.
RichardPencil 32
A gastroenterologist or a psychiatrist?
Elizabeth Burley 22
I have Crohn's Disease and Ulcerative Colitis, I know the feeling. Hang in there. There are plenty of meds to help regulate your system. Best of luck OP!
ojoRojo 27
I’m 31 weeks pregnant so I feel that