Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not, and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bi-curious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my mom asked if I was seeing anyone. I launched into a description of my girlfriend, only for her to interrupt, saying that she meant a therapist, and the fact that I'd just made up a relationship was further proof that I needed one. I really do have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Not seeing an issue here. Also, bisexuals were only half abused or only want half attention, and asexuals either had invisible parents or have the ability to control electricity. Simple human sexuality, OP.
604 11
You should both remove her from your lives lickety split.
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Comments (53)
beeferjay 34
I hope she doesn't try to pray away the gay next if she does, start convulsing, for fun. get it on video
awildwhisper 30
This is the point where you smile and nod. You gotta live with family, but they can't understand half of what this generation does. That'll be us next :/
bonermonkey 31
yes because this is the first generation with gay people
PotatoesAndCake 26
No, she's not homophobic at all...
hi_im_ughlee 19
Sorry to hear about that, OP. I doubt there will ever be a time where EVERYONE excepts same sex relationships/marriage, and it definitely sucks when your significant others' parents disprove. As long as you love and support your partner and your partner loves and supports you, that's the only love and support you need! Lean on each other to stay strong and get stronger. (: Wish you and your girlfriend the best of luck, especially when dealing with her mother.
JKPwnage 27
"I'm not homophobic but" is the new "I'm not racist but"
LyricaSilvan 30
Meh. Ignore her. There's no sense trying to reason with anyone that ignorant.
DasKing 18
Your girlfriends mother isn't homophobic, she is just stupid
deltax 8
why not both?
exoticDeath 20
I hate accidentally saying YDI :( sorry,FYL and your friends life too
Erdricks_Sword 9
nope. they are just defective humans
redheadedmonster 24
Sounds like my father in law. One minute he's absolutely fine with gays next minute he hates Ellen and other celebrities because they apparently "lied to him" about being gay. *rolls eyes* Hopefully you guys have the choice of not dealing with her OP and if so stay away as often as possible.