Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life
jjtivey97 0
to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped
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Comments (144)
Kristoffer 35
YDI for being such a loser that an old man in pink flip-flops, riding a purple moped, not only noticed but made it a point to mention it to you.
ElMundio87 0
ydi for hating on mopeds
fmylife_1994 0
haha loser to the old guy
dez55 0
...maybe that's a sign..
hcar 0
i have pink flip flops, but now I shall be on a quest to get a purple moped.
Ingkognito 4
I hate those old guys!
im_banned 0
he could be a crack addict
pwnagelol12 0
that sucks
cheergirly16 0
What did you do OP lol
Stevefett 0
The truth here is that old people suck. I hate them. The OP probably wasn't doing anything wrong. Old men especially think that they can do whatever they want. If you met some of the old A-holes I work with you'd know better. I was in a bank line one time an this old prick farted so loud and did not say excuse me or anything. There were some young girls behind him. I mean come on.
ElMundio87 0
I've never met a single person who says "excuse me" after farting
usmcbunny 0
I don't ever say "excuse me". That has to do with the fact that I normally don't fart in front of people... Except for my ex girlfriend. When I fart in front of her, I actually try to make sure my butt is in contact with some part of her body, preferably her face. Oddly enough, she begs me to go back out with her. She has weird taste.
Stevefett 0
170- How many old peeps do you hang out with? In public you should say excuse me. It's called being polite. Google it.
usmcbunny 0
...Being polite usually means not being rude. You have a thing or two to learn about politeness.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The only polite thing to do after conspicuously farting in public is to offer whoever is in hearing range a high-five. I'm sure Emily Post would agree with me on this one >.< In other news, my grandmother farts like a cartoon car. Every step she takes is followed by a polite little "Putt" and an "Oh!" How she can still be surprised every time is beyond my comprehension.
hey_its_teya 0
perdix- win. then again; he always does.