Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life
jjtivey97 0
to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped
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Comments (144)
Oreosbff 0
haha that sucks
Bl4ck_1c3 2
#1 has the best pic ever...
foork 0
agree
Ashleigh255 0
where can you get a purple moped? but anyways you must be a loser then. :/
Blame_The_Dog 0
OMG FYL!! no. Not at all. How did this even get past the moderators? I have worse FMLs when I wake up in the middle of the night to the smell of my dog farting. Get at me bitch!
M13LO 0
I guess it's time for you to go back in the attic
ATL_chris 6
Lmfao you can't argue with that
greeneyedgoalie7 0
hahaha yeahh it is a good pic, maybe not the best one ever but yeah(:
FFML_314 12
Are you trying to imply there's something wrong with an old man wearing, pink flip flops and driving a purple moped? Lol.
serbodude 0
18- you look like Chelsea ( from Chelsea Lately) and Posh combined
serbodude 0
oops my bad no you don't. idk why I said that. I think this other # 18 does tho
MhP_fml 0
To pedobear, you are the loser.
itchyballs 0
if it worries you so much that a random queer made fun of u; then cut off your left ********, march in the gay pride parade, wear rainbow thongs, and then maybe just maybe he will think your a little cooler and un f$c& your sad life.
MissRachieee 3
LMFAO
StoryOfTheYear 15
And the dirt become like the Jew... There's always one notch lower on the totem pole
peng22 0
ahhahaa..not cool-!!
Darko21 5
Old man = Win You = Loser
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Must just be your face
Massdebater 1
ha!! I'm sorry but an old man in pink flip flops on a purple moped sounds so ******* cool. so yes, you are a loser also no10 are you serious?! where CAN'T you get a purple moped?
mesnugglez 0
haha agree with 16
nilrem_fml 0
call him a ******
EddieYoung1991 0
your momma
Heartbreakher 0
I couldn't agree more with #43 haha.
Haileyw15 0
Who cares what a random person says that you'll probabaly never see again?
HazelBunny 0
agree'd
FFML_314 12
Why didn't you push him off and steal that moped! Mopeds are awesome!
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
sexy.
jjtivey97 0
to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped
7mood75 7
comment freakin' moderated
smiles4life 1
you know you're DEFINATLY a loser when....
deathcab7 0
the color of the mans flip flops and moped is not a factor here... you just really must be a loser.
Stevefett 0
You weren't wearing teal Crocs while riding a mauve moped were you? Because he would have some justification.
HandOfClod 0
Dude, that's my great Grampapapa...
Stevefett 0
Nah. Old people are honery(sp?) plus they smell bad. Add a moped into the equation and it's old bastard bliss!!
FFML_314 12
Lol, at first I thought you meant to say horny but I guess what you're trying to say is ornery. :P
blue_eyes4602 0
how is this an fml? someone that you will probably never see again called you a loser. get over it
exquisite 0
and you care what he thinks, why??
Massdebater 1
finally some recognition!! :P thanks heartbreakher...
amandalovesyou 0
agreed... if the guy was that much of a loser, just get over it. geez.
DesiGir324 0
u shouldve pushed him off the moped. haha jk! just seemed like a funny image... but rlly. that's not that bad. funny I suppose, but not rlly ****** up.
authorkid 2
16 looks gay or something
KiddNYC1O 22
lmfaooo 17- you totally failed that jump =p
eytanrodin 0
what's the 314 for?
danieltheman 0
agreed with 1 lol fyl
dotty23 0
btw nice pic ;D
Fusion_King1 0
Nothing says pride like riding a purple moped in pink flip flops.
gold_fish21 0
hahaha well you can't blame him if he has a purple moped
madarchod 0
comment not to be moderated
ahudson06 0
haha that's great
midmid_fml 0
test
Massdebater 1
even more special now you're talking to me 106. I was just thinking to myself about how I was craving your input...
devilyy 2
Hey no worries,he was probably trying to impress the ladies.I know I would've checked him out while he was riding his cool moped in flip-flops.You just can't resist,that's just too hot :P :P
glorialaura21 8
mann dont dis the old man. hes pimpin
serbodude 0
34- DAMN YOU SEXY!!!!
six0four 0
never seen so Many comments moderated
Stevefett 0
90- Ty I do believe you are correct.
Stevefett 0
171- I am now going to buy flip flops and a moped. Thanx.
RGHTre 0
Comment moderateded.
greeneyedgoalie7 0
116: nope I cleared it(: chyeah=p
bordom45 4
I know right
phatdaddy62 23
nice ******* #34
snakrange 0
pics or it didn't happen...
underfailer 0
thats awesome, op met possibly the biggest winner ever
stewpididiot 11
your momma moderated this comment
owneditup 0
learn to read, the old man had flip-flops and a purple moped... and did you honestly think after reading an FML posting the fml again in comments was a good idea?
QuickNslicK23 0
34 do u purposly take a picture from that height to show off your ****?
Brendan3693 0
4 once I agree with u #3
iamchuck 0
Wow, you must really be a loser then. Simple logic.
shadaboo2014 0
ikr I wonder wat the writer was wearing haha
irish_drunk 0
Agreed.
foork 0
wow what made him call u a loser? that's pretty sad
foork 0
hahahaha
halowarz25 0
Yeah you are a loser.
lovej4ever 0
ugh your grammar sucks and I agree with the old man...
rockinguitar 4
shoulda pushed him off and ran like hell
OwNowBrownCow 0
old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life
Darko21 5
Well said.
welandedonthemoo 5
here here
ArtIsResistance7 1
You should have got off his lawn. Loitering is NOT cool.
nerdsgetmehot 23
That old man is a winner.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#19 I love Shit My Dad Says. Oh man.
ccgal123 0
heh.... thats funny. what did u do that caused this man to call you a loser??? lol i love old people xD