Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life
jjtivey97 0
to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped
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Comments (144)
OhaiDerLol 0
lol
OhaiDerLol 0
lololol ur mom lololloooolollollol1oo1!!1111!!1!1!1! Holy idiot, Batman. I'm as thick as two short planks!
seahorses4eva 4
Speaking of losers.
Kadz184 0
lol fail
aquarist 0
Wearing pink flip flops and riding a purple moped? That guy sounds awesome.
rwickmannp11 0
I wonder what the old guy thinks a normal person should look like
aardvarkish 17
I modded this in!!! (Not really... I just can't think of anything stupider to say at the moment. Sorry...)
MaraMacK 0
ydi cause you must really suck if "that" called you a loser...
dugumit 0
well join the rainbow brigade and then u will become a big gay winner like him.
DJortiz31 0
haha I agree wit 60 u must b wearing something pretty bad if he called u a looser lol
sloop_fml 0
ahahaha, nice! you should not have taunted him
phippsy95 2
seriously, when I'm older I hope I'm like that guy