Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life
jjtivey97 0
to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped
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usmcbunny 0
I got told I dress slutty by an old lady today. She was wearing a low cut, black top, eye shadow, eye liner, lip liner, and blood red lipstick. I was wearing eye liner, eye shadow, and a regular, boy cut t-shirt.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#88 Haha! Crazy old people. They say the darndest things.
usmcbunny 0
Well, yeah. But, what are you gonna do? She's probably bitter because of the Depends in her pants, and the lack of ring on her ring finger. Also, she'll probably die soon. Therefore, I win.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#104 Haha. You TOTALLY win.
usmcbunny 0
Oh, I thought I should mention... I'm a nerd. Obby.
usmcbunny 0
My rats are the creepers in my house. They will climb the side of their cage and stare at me if anything romantic starts to happen. Of course, if I eat, then they squeak at me :0
usmcbunny 0
I'm not sure if you meant my rats or your dog... But either way, that could be creepy. It'd be especially creepy if your dog was somehow watching me sleep. Although, that might be cool in the same respect. In the same respect, however, that would also be creepy on your end... Because you would know that he was watching me sleep. Because dogs can't speak, he'd have to show you IRL proof or pics or it didn't happen. ...Hm.
nerdsgetmehot 23
This conversation both confuses and amuses me.
usmcbunny 0
Why is confusing? it's perfectly logical. A dog with an owner I've never seen or spoken to before watching me sleep, is very creepy. If the owner knows, he's probably seen me sleep, too. Also, rats are coot.
ughblahsuckit 0
Hahah.. Loser.
immaprincessmadd 0
bahaha! that sounds hilarious!
Sinammon 0
Laugh it off. Plenty of stupid people will say plenty of stupid things to you in your lifetime. The sooner you learn to laugh at all of it, the better.
underpaid011 0
the old man was right
BangItsChris 0
Hah your a loser by getting called a loser by a loser wait......Wtf does this even make sense
randomperson1996 0
that nice ayy lol u was just called a loser atleast he didentbcall u anything else douch. jokinggg
Wusg00d 0
old man = 1 you = 0 old man wins lmao
ColdGold 6
hee hee Consider the source.
itsjustme13 0
That's so funny!!! No offence to you. But you have to admit it. It's kinda hilarious! =D