Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
old men with pink flip flops that ride purple mopeds are the most badass people ever. don't ness with them if you value your life
jjtivey97 0
to everyone who is wondering what caused the old man to say this; the op was wearing purple flip flops and driving a pink moped
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Comments (144)
texassmile05 0
What the heck are you talking about? He sounds like an American badass to me!!
Ariasmake_1 0
sounds like he hurt your feelings op
perdix 31
That kind of stings, because you were judged by someone near the top of the food chain. If he were wearing pink closed-toe shoes, that would have been an alpha male, and your fate would be sealed! Flip-flops are a hazard.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Bahahaha! Priceless.
seahorses4eva 4
I LOVE this one. I instantly got a mental picture of dude on moped vs loser, and it made my whole day. Thanks OP. FYL I guess, but F it less for making mine better :).
xcl0wdx 0
:)
Barrientos432 5
That sounds like a badass oldman. You must be pretty lame.. :P
jasmineee818 0
Ahhhhh Old People These Dayssss [=
aardvarkish 17
piss in his gas tank
Ipreferbroccoli 0
There once was a man yelling obscenities on the train I took. I looked at my friend and raised my eyebrow, he saw it and yelled: YEAH? LIKE YOU'RE NORMAL! Not such a big deal. Although an old man with pink flip-flops and a purple moped must be a sight worth seeing.