Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
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Top comments
KeXu 6
Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."
Miss_Stunshine 1
Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...
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Comments (102)
BananerzFresh 12
I feel as though he does this a lot.
Omniprism 15
Wear a ring then you could get off without hurting someone's feelings. And easily removed for hotties.
nitrog100 21
Damn...I actually sympathize with the guy just a little bit...That's not a good sign for my next 6 months...
SilencioIsTheKey 12
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BlissfulLiss 18
As embarrassing as getting rejected is, he actual made worse with his reaction. I wonder if he always does that..
mjzgirl1995 6
I mean you could have still gave the poor guy your number. Just saying.
amisenho 11
I have no sympathy for this guy. If you didn't feel like dating anyone currently, there's no shame in turning him down, not to mention his horrible delivery without even taking the time to get to know you. Sounds like he was being superficial.
Rababco 29
Poor guy, he probably has emotional issues, or maybe it was just the "straw that broke the camel's back" sort of thing. That must have been really awkward for you OP, you don't have to give him your number but maybe you should've given him the number for a good therapist, it would probably be more helpful anyway.
aimzskee 30
That sucks op. I bet it put you in a difficult position. Especially if you have a boyfriend.
YoshiSqu4d 17
poor bastard