Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
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Top comments
KeXu 6
Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."
Miss_Stunshine 1
Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...
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Comments (102)
SparklyCuntt 12
Wow. People are pathetic. Op, you are in the right, and should not feel ashamed for politely declining some RANDOM STRANGER asking you for you number. Seems like you dogded a bullet with that stranger if they decided to act like that. I hope you told all the idiots giving you accusing stares to shove off, and ollied the **** out of there. At least, that's what I'd do :)
Vidimus 13
It sucks how we're thrown under the bus just for not liking a dude back. It's yet another double standard we deal with: like a dude = you must be easy. Don't like him back = you're a frigid bitch. Sorry, girl. FYL fo'sh.
ShakeDisPlace 10
At least you politely declined OP.....No screw it your going to hell for this OP.
Narutosuns2fan 12
Sorry OP, just awkwardly walk out, screw everyone looking at you. I would hate being guilted into a relationship.
graceinsheepwear 34
This sounds like it could be that submissive guy from a week or two ago.
CountryStorm 3
If I ever get as desperate as that guy, just shoot me!
PrimeStarscream 30
If it was CWC, I can see why you'd say no.
BabyGirlJr1 11
peer pressure at it's finest
Skittles_Wiki 17
My life story totally just kidding!!
Skittles_Wiki 17
He probably wants the V.