Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my roommates had a party while I stayed in my room, and that was fine by me. What was not fine was when a stranger broke into my room, asked to lay next to me, and then just went ahead and did it. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a party because apparently I was a buzzkill. It was my party, for my birthday, at my house. All my friends and relatives basically sent me to my room for being too tired to party, so they could get pissed in my front room and pillage my fridge. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
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Top comments
bsneeze 0
It's your place too...F*** her
Kat_MS 0
Just say you'll leave when she starts paying for your share of the rent >_>. Its only fair, right? She could have asked you more politely, at the very least.
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Comments (24)
Baller_Bob 17
She can't legally do that
jschwandt 5
Torment her mercilessly and laugh
Stryker_13 19
Hold it down in your room! Get food and drinks, only leave the room when you have to use the bathroom. It's your apartment too!
jlc82 14
you respond "I'm not leaving bitch" then roll over and go back to sleep...make sure you drift out into the middle of the party a couple times.