Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm a dad. My ex from 8 years ago contacted me through facebook. I'm happy I have a kid, but apparently she only contacted me because she wants me to start paying child support, now her boyfriend who provided for them left. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
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Top comments
Norja 33
This FML is so trashy, I only feel sorry for the unborn kid.
Leeono 26
Ok contraception is readily available almost everywhere. Calling him your baby daddy and not the father actually lowers everyone who reads it IQs do stop it!
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Comments (52)
megnifique 14
Regardless of whatever you decide upon next, remember you can do this with or without him.
Justine Malang 16
These are the times where an FML is "your life sucks" and "you deserve it".
commandpriority 5
Gotta be Oroville ca
repKyle95 24
so you already knew the guy was a POS but you still let him get up in your guts. YDI for being a moron
shannon2348 14
you got on Facebook to message him? ydi