Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.
WhatsOpTic 11
Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.
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Comments (119)
Bano360 25
I belive you got beaver dammed, not **** blocked
Goblin182 27
**** blocked?
josiemorehouse 12
Twat swatted??
sohigh10 34
clam jammed
ohSNAPyall 27
Box blocked?
bellamy10 5
***my boyfriend and I***
worldclassrager 41
Grammar does matter...
WhatsOpTic 11
Your comments don't matter.
Bilbo_Swaggins 5
Really just a cat looking at you stopped you?
worldclassrager 41
It can be in a way a bit nerve racking...even though the cat might be "saying" just go on but that stare now pressed into your memory does make it hard...
AnonymousAlpaca1 18
Depending on how the the cat was looking at them and it's body language, it could have been getting ready to attack.
worldclassrager 41
Now we got two ******* for the man to deal with... I know that's horrible...apologies...
xSavaqee 12
IMO , if you are really getting into it, you wouldn't be distracted by an animal. but that's just me.
worldclassrager 41
Close the door...problem solved...
VorpikeII 17
My cat is the same with other sexual acts. Actually any acts. We literally nicknamed him supervisor cause he watches everything.
gracehi 33
That's hilarious! XD
Enslaved 38
My cat will try and ruin the moment by walking right over us, like we're some type of ride. And if I lock her out, she'll meow and scratch nonstop at the door until it's opened. Our best bet is to shoo her away and cross our fingers she won't spring up out of no where.
airhead2015 18
Cat was probably thinking "I am disappoint."
pedinhuh 23
Your cat was probally plotting against you for a long time ago, but then he saw you two getting at and thought: "**** the plan, let's ****- block this sucker, the humiliation should be good enough!". Watch your back from now on, OP! ...Or maybe I should go out more...
Rainhawk94 27
Who has sex with the door open? Don't people see dramas where the cat catches her lover cheating?