Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.
WhatsOpTic 11
Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.
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Comments (119)
capt_awesome25 4
I think if it's a girl it should be twat swat instead of **** block
Cheez_Mastah 10
**** blocked by a pussy.
yoyoyowhatup 11
My boyfriend and I.
Xotoolyxo 16
Cats are just creepy
xStevieKingsleyx 12
The door. It comes in very useful sometimes. This is one of those times. Use the door.
birdybirdchirp 18
haha of course he's disapproving it was doggy style:)
SupremeLeader00 9
Why are there so many FMLs like this? Are people to stupid to kick animals out and close they door when they fool around?
Meanmommy02 11
Throw a pillow.. Can runs away.. Problem solved.
bolts_fan_cmr 7
And this is why I don't like cats and they don't like me.
nrwl_30 17
Cat-a-pult!!! Mmmmeeeeeeooowww!!! lol