Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
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Top comments
JRFaceless 8
Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.
WhatsOpTic 11
Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.
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Comments (119)
sickerthanyou 13
Man!, your boyfriend sure is pussy whipped.
Criticalvector 4
its a cat.. just kick it out of the room and continue or shut the door.
smokecloud_ 37
If you live alone, why would you close the door? I don't close doors in my apartment. Except the front door of course.
SouthernLady12 13
singing *Hungry eyes*
mylast 6
I agree with #76 it's a freaking cat, so what if it's looking. Get over it and finish your business. If you can get that distracted over something as stupid as a cat then obviously you got your priorities all mixed up. When you get laid, focus on getting laid. Your welcome
Coeliacchic93 21
my dog will try and push our bedroom door open, once he realises he can't open it he lays outside the door curled up in a ball! we feel so guilty xD
bananaweeniepop 2
hahahaha that happened to me too!! I started giving my boyfriend a hand job to try to get shit started when my cat started looking at the movement of my hands on his crotch under his shorts. She tried to get in on the action thinking it was a toy in his pants hahahaha! We had to stop. it was too funny.
Calvineb10 1
Girls get twat swatted not **** blocked
Rewan_fml 12
actually I think it was more of a pussy block...
dark3tar15 8
What is it with cats ****-blocking people? I keep finding stories of it on this site.