Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
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dbs_fml 0
arent you supposed to spray it on your body, and not on your clothes?
maskedman 9
I thought only the bride was supposed to get something blue. Oh well. Now you you just have to find something old, something new, and something borrowed.
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Comments (98)
1LL337 0
YDI for not being more prepared on such an important day as well as being oblivious. YOU FAIL AS A BROTHER!
slokil 0
YDI for feeling the need to use body spray. A lot of people can get really sick from the smell of that crap and it is rude to use it as you are making people sick from your insistent need to not smell like a human being but some illness inducing bottled smelly crap that is a waste of money. Hopefully you'll just forgo the body spray from now on so you never have to worry about spraying blue shaving cream on your clothes again.
ramboninja09 0
100, Stop being a prude. It is the right of anybody to smell as they want and out of the hundreds of people that I have met, two have been allergic to body spray. And they were only affected when they were in a cloud of it. There is no reason he should not be able to stop himself from smelling potentially like shit at his SISTERS WEDDING based on the fact that there is a minute possibilty that someone might possibly get a little bit sick when they walk past him. Now to hell with politeness and shut up you stupid hippie
Mcsandwich 0
can't you read?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
LMAO I can picture this happening in a romantic comedy. :')
fantasyworld 39
That sucks.