Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
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AmberlovesJb 0
Since when is a medium bad?
stephyloo 0
girl logic lol
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Comments (267)
Mebekatya 0
what an annoying little bitch. I'd get rid of her in a heart beat.
79DrAwkwArD97 0
If you got her a small she'd have been mad, too... Because then you'd be telling her that she needs to lose weight because you expect her to fit in a dress that's too small... Sometimes women are retarded (not that men aren't just as retarded in other ways)... Gifts are given to be NICE... They don't always have to be overanalyzed...
Foexo 0
Next time buy her a bottle of diet pills and a gym membership so she has a reason to bitch.
notsoluckypup 12
What a bitchy woman. Some of us here would kill to even fit in a size like that...sheesh.
Miss_Random 0
Wow, she sounds grateful. I think she's directing her anger towards the wrong person. If she's so upset that she is no longer a size S, then maybe she should do something about it.
tboudre 0
Dude, you can't win buying women clothes. YDI, you should know better.
xdust 4
it would be hilarious if it was to small
EatnBeef 7
I hate girls caz of this. girls are ******* stupid and need to get their shit straight. they bitch over the smallest things...
Kittehx3 0
not all... >_>
SuitsAreCool 0
You should've switched the label with a small, such a rookie mistake... Seriously though, I'd go for the gift card next year.