Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
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AmberlovesJb 0
Since when is a medium bad?
stephyloo 0
girl logic lol
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Comments (267)
Vagrarian 2
And this is a preview of your married life. Have a frank talk about her insecurities and self-esteem, and she can't cope, then maybe it's time to end this and move on. There's tons of secure, confident ladies out there who would welcome a guy buying them clothes.
ryanebk 7
amen!
Fabby_fml 2
Congratulations, you have been girl trapped.
Jizwold 0
and am I the only one who likes larger thighs?
Alexsgirl 0
Wow ya your girlfriend is a meany. I'm not fat at all ! and I'm a med. your girl is really ungrateful. don't buy her anything.
jetluigi 2
slap her and keep an open hand you can't go to jail
purple_sarah88 0
She obviously has issues, it's not your fault.
tsutaya 0
Wow no offense but she's a bitch. I would had been happy if my bf got me a dress that fit me without him even asking my size. You should just get her a 3XL next time on purpose.
j_cat187 20
yid for marrying a bitch
missnuthin 10
sounds like someone has a negative body image. the best you can do is tell her that a sales girl helped you buy the dress and you're really just happy how good it looks on her. most importantly assure her she's beautiful and you love her, and the number on a piece of clothing doesn't matter, you sure as hell don't bother to look at it because you were looking at her. besides, women's clothing sizes ARE weird. every brand is sized different, maybe she's a medium in this brand, and a small in others.
monnanon 14
My personal opininon is that womens sizes are progessivly getting smaller to encourage women to lose weight. I have a very slim friend who is usually a 10 in t-shirts. we went into one shop and even the 16s didnt fit. There was not a smidge of wieght gain on her but im sure wieght gain to put you up from a 10 to a 16 is something you would notice anyway. Even baby clothes seem to be smaller than what they were before.
catatonicsleep 17
Baby clothes go into smaller sizes now, I was premature and my baby clothes were way to big to start with because in the 80s they didn't do a premature range, now they do. As for women's sizes, they're so erratic, I have tops in sizes 8-14 all of which fit perfectly, the 8 is actually larger on me than the 14s are...
freeturnedslave 6
LOL.. this is soo funny :D