Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
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AmberlovesJb 0
Since when is a medium bad?
stephyloo 0
girl logic lol
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Comments (267)
sixfoot2 0
typical female...
MuchDance90s 0
have fun when she's preggers
TheNewGuy03 29
coming from the other end of the stick, if i receive a gift i can't or won't use, then i will at least have the decency to tell the person that i appreciate their gesture. "women problems" aside, this just seems like an episode of her being unappreciative. if it becomes (or has become) a pattern, you may want to reevaluate the relationship. |the kid|
ColdGold 6
Geez what a silly person your gf is.
alexxss_fml 10
it's not too late to call her ex- fiancée ;)
imsobad 0
I kinda get her feelings but seriously it's better to look good than get a size smaller and look like a stuffed pig because of false sizing.
Mrsgarcia 3
Put your bitch in place. Make her gain weight to be a sexy 38-26-40 like me, then tell her to make you a sandwich.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not everyone sees those measurements as sexy. Just throwing that out there.
Temi25 6
she is probably pmsing
dt520 4
get out. now.
skulluks 0
Get the dress back, the ring back, and your life back. Punch the bitch and break up with her.