Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML
Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML
Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML
Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
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Top comments
AmberlovesJb 0
Since when is a medium bad?
stephyloo 0
girl logic lol
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Comments (267)
tahvoh 3
Lmao. Women....
Cenobyte 10
That is not woman's logic. That is called 'being an ungrateful bitch'.
CH1CKEN_FL1PPEN 4
same thing
clownman 0
no it's definitely women's logic
haleykerr 0
most definitely women's logic.
barniclest 0
well if u wanna get dumped just by her a large one nexttime nd if ur suicidel just by her an xl :-P
Saarr 0
Whaha agreed!
skulluks 0
No he needs to punch the bitch and get his shit back.
pingpongz 1
she was totally pms-ing.
bariforlife 0
i so agree. some people these days
rockefoe 6
lol that's why girls stick with brands where we wear a small! :D
allmidnighteyes 11
The funniest part of this FML is the corresponding weight loss advertisement on the side panel.
kcnutt10 1
Yea. Ha.
platypus546 24
really? oddly I have a hamburger deal here...
XxdarkangelxX13 0
lol :P
Mirorbo 27
Women are so scary...fuhohohoho... I'll stick with being single, thank you!~
FYLDeep 26
Tell her that you thought a small wouldn't be big enough for her boobs.
JustinThunder 8
The ***** still would've gotten mad.
KaylieeJay 4
And if you bought a small and it didn't fit she would be sobbing for days because she was "Fat" Seriously, stay away from any clothing or anything that may hint about weight. Gift cards or shiny things generally are the best idea.
cat444des 0
Seriously since when you have to be carefull about what you buy when you wat to please the one you love. Some BITCH have to learn how to be gratefull. You have to think what his intentions were and how he wanted to make her happy. Material people don't have that capability to be gratefull....unfortunatly!