Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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BUDWEISER 0
He obviously doesn't care bout you then. haha or he was lookin for professional help
woxy 0
Dont marry the guy.
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Comments (88)
klutz159 0
YDI. if you can't handle the heat dont go. EDC was worse.
SookMauNoots 0
ydi for having a name like polly
24skunks 0
Sorry, I probably would have ditched you for the bands. :D ...How can you seriously have passed out in line due to heat? I've been to concerts where I was in the crowd moving around in the heat and I was okay and I'm fairly out of shape too. And because people keep mentioning Warped Tour...I've never had to stand in a very long line for that, oddly enough. The first year I went I was in line for maybe a half hour and the last two years I just walked right in. I got there early too; at least 20 minutes before the first band of the day went on.
dramakat11 0
You're an ass if you would honestly ditch your ailing gf for a concert. FYL OP. Dump him.
ambersaysrawr 0
I'd be pissed
xkaitlinwhitex 0
at least you didn't wake up to someone taking advantage of your unconscious body :/
mkylem 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!When I took an IQ test without cheating when I was 11, I had an IQ of 143! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That is in the genious level, close to Albert Einstien!!!!!
gewoonwegranzig 0
Are you sure about that IQ test you did, because you can't even spell a name right, it's Einstein you know, not Einstien hahaha Looooooserrrrr!!!! x)
mkylem 0
SHIT! Stupid iPod, making me go to the wrong page! I think my IQ is now 25.
bumbleB_tuna 0
dumb bitch
Thrasher91 0
Did you bring water?
yaknowiverse 0
who did you go to see?