Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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BUDWEISER 0
He obviously doesn't care bout you then. haha or he was lookin for professional help
woxy 0
Dont marry the guy.
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Comments (88)
fmh123 0
I have no time for this heat sensitive chick! I need to watch the concert!
Pastor_Rich 0
if you were on drugs or liquor, the heat would be worse on the body... get high on life
s_t_e_p_h 0
Just don't marry the guy. If you want a silver lining, he might not handle medical stuff well...
deliapearl 0
it wasn't the heat, he went to get some food for your anorexic azz.
skiBOAT 0
This almost happened to me at Warped Tour (in VA beach, the sun was brutal) and my boyfriend had to carry me. @OP, maybe he was going to get water or paramedics or something?
samenames 0
I was about to go to that one, but it was the day my bro had to come back home from VA tech orientation so I went to the one in Maryland
beepmeep 0
Was this actually at Warped Tour? lol every year at Warped Tour I get murdered by the heat
zdub 0
Yesterday was Mayhem Fest at Blossom, some girl passed out and people crowded around her screaming, she was ****** up looking like she broke her neck the way she was sprawled on the ground. Maybe it was polly.
lmmmr 0
Yeah Akron! You have bad taste in music though. I'm sorry.
Rydizzle 0
was that eeither Mayhem Fest or Warped Tour? my cousins band In This Moment is playing Warped Tour and I get to go backstage in San Diego and get to hangout with Katy Perry and Alexisonfire n shit. **** yea Im cool
HelloSeattle 0
Oh really? Your cousin's band is In This Moment? ******* sick, man.
Lexia_fml 0
That's awful. Though half a mile long line isn't that bad.
Saluton 18
Well? Was he probably away, trying to find water or something?