Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML
Today, I was reduced to a blubbering mess at my baby shower. My mom bought tons of clothes, bibs, etc. Sounds nice right? Well, they all had sayings like "Daddy’s Little Princess" and "Daddy’s Girl." She knows full well my fiancé quit his job, changed his number, and disappeared without a trace 3 months ago. FML
Today, my mother-in-law thought it would be appropriate to give my five-year-old daughter some bedclothes with the Playboy logo all over them. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
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dramakat11 0
Omg that is hilarious. Really insensitive though. I mean, that's true of a lot of children but that's not a nice thing to broadcast, you know? But maybe he's a great dad and just has an outrageous sense of humor.
mohit88 0
He wins u married a funny guy LOL
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Comments (163)
xxXChiiXxx 2
That's awesome. :D
izzyyy 0
win!
Cupcake10 0
Hahaha now she has a cute shirt to wear and will give laughs to all who see her in it. :-D
WateryAsh 0
EPIC!
chynesko67 0
Ohhh gosh, this is to amazing.
Knockyoudown 0
LMAO. im gonna get one for my daughter, it doesnt mean i love her any less its just simply amazing.
Gixxer2k4 0
NICE!!!
SarlaccBits 0
Have a sense of humor! Sheesh. You need to lighten the hell up. Good for your husband – he seems to have a sense of humor and actually knows that you can’t take life all that seriously.
lmmmr 0
Insulting your infant daughter is not the best way to get laughs in life.
darklove6792 0
what the **** is wrong with you people that think this is a nice way to present your child
perfectwinds 0
I'm a girl and I think this is HILARIOUS! I would put my son in one of those. So sucks that you have no sense of humor, OP (if you were honestly upset about it, but I'm hoping you just put it up here for laughs). I love shirts like this. A baby doesn't know what they're wearing and I'm sure when she grows up she'll laugh if it gets explained. I came out just fine and I was an accident and knew it. As long as you explain to the kid "we love you, you were just a surprise!" then it's fine. Planned or unplanned obviously they kept the baby and she's not regretted. He's just trying to have fun!!