Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to clean out my closet and donate some clothes to charity. As I was carrying a heavy bag of clothes down the stairs, I tripped and fell, spilling everything everywhere. I had to start all over again. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Today, I was super proud of myself for organizing my entire wardrobe. As I went to admire my work, I pulled out a sweater and knocked over the entire shelf of shoes. Now everything's on the floor and I can’t find my favourite pair of socks. FML
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I tried to organise my closet by colour-coding my clothes. In the process, I accidentally knocked over a shelf, creating an avalanche of mismatched shoes. I now have a closet that looks like it barely survived an earthquake in Selfridges. FML
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Astronomical 0
Whoops, I almost fell asleep reading this. Are we in a recession of interesting FMLs?
saddream 0
have a nice trip see you next fall :P
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Comments (45)
KatieGoesRawrr 0
ahahahhaa #15
saunder 0
hahaha why dirtyer were you full of dirt or what? bigger mess u meant i guess
amatayo 0
oh today I woke up and I looked right at the sun, it left something in my eye for like six seconds FML. (people come on these are not fml's, there really nothing to write about.) your the kind of person who tells really boring stories to people because you want to feel important. please don't do what your parents said. sharing is wrong.
Astronomical 0
This. Today, that thing the sun left in my eye floated around and wouldn't go away. Everytime I tried to look at it, it would float away. FML
Redrosesandrain 0
so instead of cleaning it, you got on the computer? oh, the power of procrastination.
TC1_fml 0
YDI for trying to clean up. As long as the door-bed-computer route is passable, there's no need to do that.
Igor_g5 0
YDI for being a clumsy pig.
netbeui435 3
so what
containsnosoy 0
What a lousy excuse. If your room was clean it wouldn't have happened. This isn't a FML, it's not even something worth complaining about..
SNOTTYBONES 0
You must love cockroaches-fast running nocturnal insects.
yourMUMSgash 0
mlia?