Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told both my boyfriend and my son that they needed to start spending more time together. They both asked why and what they did that I feel the need to punish them. They’re so similar, even I forget they’re not father and son, and yet for some reason they hate each other. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my son was having a hard time mentally, and asked my wife if she loved him as much as she loved her biological children. She straight up told him not to be stupid, because of course she doesn’t love a step-kid as much as she loves her "real kids." FML
Today, my wife and I can’t decide if we should force my stepson to wait when he rudely demands something, in the hope he’ll learn patience and some manners, or just give him what he wants so he’ll go away and stop making us miserable. He’s 13. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my son asked if there was a way to make parenting easier. I sarcastically told him he could be a deadbeat who sees his kid every two weeks. He must have thought I was serious because he broke up with his girlfriend and baby, turned up at my door expecting to have his old room, and told my wife it was my idea. FML
Today, I overheard my six year-old step-son playing with his sister and cousin. His sister was the baby, cousin the step-dad, and he got to be “the best one” because he was the "real dad." FML
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RaggleFrock 13
What the hell is wrong with him? That's nasty.
DocBastard 40
Just tell him you don't love him and you plan to be his evil stepmother like in "Cinderella". Then tell him to mop the floor, do the laundry, and wash the dishes. Bibbidee bobbidee boo!
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Comments (250)
fmlerday19722 2
Sounds like a porno
zee12101 11
Tell him that since you are going to be his mom, you can kick him in the ass too!
bsmith9942 11
You might want to figure out whether the kid is trying to creep you out or whether this kid has some serious issues that may come from your future spouse or his other parent. Sometimes you don't see the danger in a relationship until its too late.
bubo_fml 11
If the 13 year old step son wants to bathe w/ his step mom, then his bio dad must be one helluva depraved sex-phreque! Good luck w/ your soon to be marital contract...I'd say sleep tight, but in this acquired familial situation, I don't see that happenin'!
kalvirgin 0
Well, that's the problem with todays youth!
coughyochick 7
Well....are you a MILF?
TimbitsPrice 3
What a perve.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
I see legal problems in your future.
th3hardrocker 12
Horney little guy
KiddNYC1O 22
Naughty America ****, folks.