Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
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CanadAssassiN 0
Oh my gosh, that's horrible. That's makes me want to cry... I hope you feel better... i~i
YDIGuy 0
#3 were also always thinking of head ;)
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Comments (242)
hayley123 0
what an ass forget him hes not worth it
WildBill1337 0
L M A O!!!!! IRONY FTW HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
luckbrand 0
thats horrible... some people just take their significant others forgranted sometimes.... guys and girls do it.... its sad really...
nicelyjohnson 0
You threw the quarter at his face? You should have PUNCHED him in the face and shoved the quarter up his NOSE! lol
ughwhatever 0
i feel your pain girlfriend. no matter what you may think of him right now he was clearly not worth 1 of the 25 cents you threw at him.
MozillaFirefox 0
The only thing more adorable than the people posting about how he threw away a good thing and making it sound like he'll never get to date again is the oh so tough people talking about what they'd do to the boyfriend. As stated in other comments, you people don't know anything about the story other than he dumped her with an unoriginal line. Having been in a similar situation (sans quarters and cheesy lines), I have to agree with #18. Thank god for the people keeping it simple and saying it was sad or it was funny. Also, I have to wonder if #78 even knows what a sociopath is.
BPerlmutter 0
yeah, kick him in the balls, it hurts more than throwing a quarter at him.
anon224 0
**made up** there's no way this actually happened, but nice try
caladalada 0
thats ironic and funny... but i feell bad for you. so sorry, hun.
caladalada 0
sociopath means no remorse, right? so he doesnt sound so stupid... dont judge me