Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
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roflinyourwaffle 0
at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
what a waste of time
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Comments (160)
TomasT 0
There is something missing... you are probably a stitchy annoying bugger...
420smoke420 3
what's to be mad about? you are now on vacation single! sounds like you're going to be able to do more stuff and try to get laid
johnnyg1018 0
f*ck it Mack it up there
toyotasmash 0
all unrofled waffles need to be rofled. immediately
roflinyourwaffle 0
they shall be rofled very soon.
MizzyShay 0
aha 65 that just made my day :)
bt2breakskn 0
ouch :/
PincheEdgarr 0
so much for a chick? :o shiiit.
Lisa89 3
Wow.. sucks...
JRSOne 5
that's why I have "Some Girls Deserve To Die" tatted on my back.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's incredibly creepy.
JRSOne 5
why thank you. i really do tho
ktricky 0
that might not be so bad...