Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
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roflinyourwaffle 0
at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
what a waste of time
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Comments (160)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm wondering if OP's one of those really shitty annoying travelers. If so, I really hope he isn't American. :/
greengreta 0
Awesome, that's really cool... now you can have a good time instead of being bitched at for two weeks.. Count your blessings. :)
alvidal08 0
wow wtf. waste of time & money.
jmeg_fml 0
sorry she broke up with you :( but at least now you're someplace awesome and can do whatever you want on vacation while spending half the money you would have!! also good job #122
Samuraixman 3
sucks to be her she most likely had to pay a lot of money for her ticket back home
glendahoee 1
live it up while your on vacation(;
LeftyPitcher 0
I don't no bout u but I'm thinking strip club
ConnorZeppelin12 0
so you're single at some far away town where you will never meet those ppl again... go score some ass dude!! make sure you get some record of it and come up with insane sex stories so your ex will so how better you are w/out her
zackkmann21 0
that's ****** up
wordgirl 0
Next time, let her pick the spot. :) But seriously, at least she didn't use you for the vacay and *then* dump you. You'll find true love, man. Just give it time and good intentions.